I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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