the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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