Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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