Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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