Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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