Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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