I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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