being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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