I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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