some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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