dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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