Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I cut my penus on the lid.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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