margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
