I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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