Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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