if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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