I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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