if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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