it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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