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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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