Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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