yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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