i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
