Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
