I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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