Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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