I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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