okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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