Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Your penis caused this!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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