I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
