the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
