Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You need Xanax blowdarts
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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