Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Can you repeat that, but with context?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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