Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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