That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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