"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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