it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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