we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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