Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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