My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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