But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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