we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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