First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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