So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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