...so i touched it.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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