So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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