you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
