I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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