Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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