she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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