i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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