My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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