Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
then he tried to convert me to islam
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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