Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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