i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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